Today at Eastleigh, we started off an exciting day with a mutinous cow. Number 285, Melissa, abandoned ship early this morning as we were just opening the store. Half an hour or so later, a neighbor spotted the escapee and helped us return her to her rightful pasture. The day continued normally, spotting and fixing Melissa's exit point in the fence line until later in the evening when an infamous farm-hand, Clayton, learned to operate one of the farm's Massey Ferguson tractors.